Misinterpreted Photo of the Day
Heidi Montag, quasi-celeb from MTV’s “The Hills,” was caught on the beach trying her best to be photographed and succeeding. I just have one question, when did Hollywood become so tawdry that people have simply resorted to ‘presenting’ for dates? Sure, it works for my dog, but she’s a whore. I mean, what ever happened to the good old fashion methods like dinners and flowers and roofies? I’ll admit- seeing a random surfer guy sniffing a reality star’s ass is kind of sexy, but classy? Not in the slightest.
Nurse? Swab. Speculum.
it’s not a random surfer guy. it’s her bf. and he’s trying to teach her to surf. don’t get me wrong, i hate and her fakies too, but you can’t just make things up.
nice photo today