Misinterpreted Photo of the Day

“Hey Harry… What’s going on?”
“Don’t call me Harry.”
“Sorry, Daniel, hehe, Um. Just curious. What’s with the get-up?”
“I got a fake ID and I need it to buy beer. Don’t I look old?”
“You do, but you are also like, the most famous person in the world right now. I don’t think anyone is going to believe that you’re ‘Max von Bismarck’ from Chicago.”
“Sure they will, I have a moustache.”
“I know, but you still look like Harry Potter… with a fake moustache.”
“It also helps me bag cougars.”
“You’re gross.”
“Maybe, but I’m gross but I am having sex with lots of old ladies. Say, can I buy you dinner?”
“I should be incredibly insulted, but I will pretend I’m not. Woohoo! I’m having dinner with Harry Potter!”
“Don’t call me that.”
“Can I call you Max von Bismarck?”
“Yes.”
“Woohoo!”