Misinterpreted Photo of the Day
Hey John Mayer, we’re on to you. You can’t just go around buying tiny cups of coffee to make yourself look bigger, we know that you are short. And ugly. And just because you are doing your best impression of Jake Gyllenhaal, you’ll still never be my boyfriend.
John Mayer, although a decent impression for today, will certainly NEVER be as good as Jake. NEVER.
Is that a Starbucks cup in his pants or is he just happy to see the paparazzi?
he actually looks cute again….
ugly?? no.
hes like 6′4, how is he short?