Misinterpreted Photo of the Day

John Mayer

Hey John Mayer, we’re on to you. You can’t just go around buying tiny cups of coffee to make yourself look bigger, we know that you are short. And ugly. And just because you are doing your best impression of Jake Gyllenhaal, you’ll still never be my boyfriend.




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    • Posted on August 23, 2007 | Read more articles on John Mayer, Misinterpreted Photo of the Day

    Comments

    5 Responses to “Misinterpreted Photo of the Day”

    1. P squared on August 23rd, 2007 6:17 pm

      John Mayer, although a decent impression for today, will certainly NEVER be as good as Jake. NEVER.

    2. Mean Rachel on August 24th, 2007 2:35 pm

      Is that a Starbucks cup in his pants or is he just happy to see the paparazzi?

    3. Raven on August 24th, 2007 8:04 pm

      he actually looks cute again….

    4. gertie on August 25th, 2007 4:29 am

      ugly?? no.

    5. sam on January 16th, 2008 6:03 am

      hes like 6′4, how is he short?