Misinterpreted Photo of the Day: Britney Spears

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Britney: Hey y’all! I got a new cell phone!
Me: Is that because you couldn’t get reception on your old one?
Britney: Because huh?
Me: The reception thing… the reason you didn’t see your kids?
Britney: My who?
Me: Nevermind. Are you kissing your phone?
Britney: Yes. It hurts and I’m kissing it to make it better.
Me: What did you do to your phone?
Britney: I pushed a button and it took a picture of me. So I had to run it over.
Me: That’s ridiculous.
Britney: It smells like Doritos.
Me: I imagine most things that you own smell like snack foods.




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    • Posted on November 6, 2007 | Read more articles on Britney Spears, Conversations With Celebrities, Misinterpreted Photo of the Day

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    1. Misinterpreted Photo of the Day: Britney Spears - Gossip Rocks Forum on November 7th, 2007 8:05 am

      […] it to make it better. Me: What did you do to your phone? Britney: I pushed a button and it took a picture of me. So I had to run it over. Me: That?s ridiculous. Britney: It smells like Doritos. Me: I […]