Miss South Carolina Caitlin Upton Signs Modeling Deal With Donald Trump

Stupidity pays off in spades for US Americans who can’t form coherent sentences on national television. Such as:

“If I had answered that question right and happened to win, I’d never been given the opportunities.”

Those opportunities include appearing on MTV’s music video awards show. She’s also signed a deal with Donald Trump’s modeling agency. She flew to New York Wednesday morning to begin work. She will live in the Trump Apartments in New York City - and the modeling agency will book her jobs. Her work could garner up to $25,000 a day.

$25k a day. Maybe her modeling will inspire South Africa, Iraq, and the Asian countries to learn how to read good. Such as.

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