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Miss South Carolina Caitlin Upton Signs Modeling Deal With Donald Trump

September 20, 2007

Stupidity pays off in spades for US Americans who can’t form coherent sentences on national television. Such as:

“If I had answered that question right and happened to win, I’d never been given the opportunities.”

Those opportunities include appearing on MTV’s music video awards show. She’s also signed a deal with Donald Trump’s modeling agency. She flew to New York Wednesday morning to begin work. She will live in the Trump Apartments in New York City - and the modeling agency will book her jobs. Her work could garner up to $25,000 a day.

$25k a day. Maybe her modeling will inspire South Africa, Iraq, and the Asian countries to learn how to read good. Such as.

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