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More Fun Hit and Run News!

October 16, 2007

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TMZ reported today that the LAPD will be investigating the hit and run starring Orlando Bloom that took place a few days ago. He walked away from the scene of the crime until a helpful paparazzi told him he needed to go back because he had injured passengers in the car. No official charges have been filed. Except for the one I submitted against him for disorderly mustache abuse that the police officer told me was not a genuine complaint and I told him HE can look at Orlando’s ugly mug all over the internet day after day and tell me that’s not a crime. I was asked to leave, but I think I got my point across.


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