More Gay Rumors, This Time: Wentworth Miller

Apparently the world wants my sister to cry today. First Jake, now Wentworth. Sorry ladies! It seems Wentworth Miller has been seen canoodling* with T.R Knight’s ex-boyfriend, Luke MacFarlane. No one is saying that he’s gay, but… actually I am. I am saying that Wentworth Miller is gay. And you know what else is gay? The name Wentworth. He sounds like a department store. A department store that sells banana hammocks.
*actually they were just seen hanging out, but in celebrity-gossip land, that translates to canoodling and really, any excuse to use the word “canoodle” is okay by me.





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