Mrs. Fugface is Worried About Skeletor
Janis Winehouse, mother of my arch-nemesis, Amy Winehouse, has publicly announced that she is worried about her daughter’s health. She claims she spoke to Amy’s dentist, whom Amy had confided in about her Bulimia and Anorexia. Janis also admits that it’s hard to keep in touch with her daughter.
“Sometimes I don’t phone her because if I don’t phone her, I don’t get hurt,’ She can’t just brush me off and say she’s too busy or too tired.”
She’s right, it is hard to keep in touch with someone when you completely ignore them. Amy obviously needs someone to talk to, which is why she is confiding in her dentist of all people. I mean, I feel a personal relationship with the man who spends 30 minutes each year flossing my teeth too, but I’m not about to invite him over for a slumber party. “Left foot green! OMG Dr. Thompson, you’re totally touching my butt! EWW!”
Mrs. Moleman is perplexed about The Jackal.
Mrs. Doubtfire is concerned about Pumpkinhead.
Mrs. Xenu is distressed about Dorothy Zbornak.
Sorry.