Nick Lachey is Original

November 3, 2007

Nick Lachey dressed up like “Dick in a Box” for Halloween. You know who else dressed up like dick in a box? Everyone. I was at a party this weekend with no less than 6 people with boxes over their junk and a smug look on their face like they were relevant or something. Guess what? You’re not. I tried wearing a ornately wrapped gift on my crotch and told people I was going as “box in a box” but no one thought it was funny. Oh well.