Nicole Richie: OBVIOUSLY Above the Law

July 11, 2007

Ha! Sorry about that post yesterday where I actually thought Nicole Richie would have to go to court today. I was such a boob. Of course she will get what she wants. Her court date has been pushed to August 16th, to accomodate the drug testing expert’s vacation plans.

This guy better be in like, the jungles of Zimbabwe or something. I went on a vacation once and my boss called and was like “I can’t find my stapler” and I was like “it’s in your desk” and he was like “No, I looked, it’s not in there” and I was like “you can use my stapler” and he was like “No, I like my stapler. Come find mine” and I had to go back to work and show him that his stapler was exactly where I said it was. I guess that’s not really the same thing, but it was super annoying and I just want you all to know what I go through to bring you this incredibly exciting breaking Nicole Richie news.