Orlando Bloom’s Career Isn’t the Only Thing Crashing
TMZ is reporting that Orlando Bloom crashed into a Porsche last night when another car cut him off. Here are the details according to the website,
“In video taken immediately following this morning’s accident, Bloom can be seen walking away from the scene, leaving two women — one injured and bleeding — in his smashed-up ride. Nice guy! After walking down the block, the paparazzi repeatedly advise Bloom to go back to the accident scene and “deal with it,” saying that if he leaves, it could be a hit and run… Police tell us that they did not administer a blood alcohol test at the scene, and would not say if one was given at all. But, they insist he was not under the influence.
Orlando Bloom is a stand up human being. Leaving injured people at the scene of a crime and getting legal advice from the paparazzi. Wow. Remind me to take down that Legolas poster on the back of my door. Fantasizing about a medieval elf whisking me away to the depth of Mordor is going to be much more difficult now that I want to violently attack him with a 2×4.
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