Osama Bin Beckinsale?

This is the reason I am almost always late for my plane when I fly out of LAX! It’s not that I am an advocate for racial profiling (Ok, I am.) but let’s just think this out for a hot minute before we go causing hundreds of people to wait in the security line for over an hour because Kate Beckinsale may or may not be hiding a bomb in her bra. I mean, her tits are “da bomb” and her body is “smokin’” and all those other explosive metaphors regarding her appearance, but I don’t really want to miss my flight because you want to prove how not racist you are, security people. I’m on to you.





I don’t know–after “Van Helsing”, I’d be worried about another Kate Beckinsale bomb too!
WHOA! Ha-cha-cha Cha-cha-cha-cha!
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