Paris Hilton hard at work

So we all know Paris gets paid for doing absolutely nothing, and here she is sunbathing with her little chihuahua. It looks to me like she’s trying to read. However, I do see a photo on the page so it must be a picture book.
The only reason why I’m showing this is because I think the dog is cute. And by dog, I mean the chihuahua, not Paris.





yes, the dog is really cute!
and that`s why we have to set him free!
paris is such a dumb brat…no animal should have to be near to her
So what? If any one of us had as much money as she did we would be doing exactly the same thing!
Look at it closely. That’s Paris looking at a picture book of Uh, Paris. How self absorbed can one pile of trash get.
Why do they have to give all the Herpes viruses to the good wholesome girls like Jessica Alba…and Pam Anderson. And that nice girl from the donkey show in Tijuana? Makes no sense.
Monica, you need to bite your tongue! I, for one, would not be acting like a blistered-up douche. I’d be off in third world countries, buying children and bribing people into not cutting down the rainforests & shit. Because I CARE, dammit! And the real reason why she keeps buying puppies? She eats them! And then purges! Aren’t rich people magical?