Paris Hilton is Classy Like Whoa

Young sluts, take note; lipstick is no longer just for lips. Today’s whore smears it all over her front teeth… to make them look big and plump? I’m not really sure what would compel Paris Hilton to eat a tube of revlon and then pose for pictures. Then again, I’m not really sure why Paris does any of the things that Paris does, so your guess is as good as mine.





she looks awful.
Let’s be brutally honest! If Paris was not a heiress to the Hiltons with no money for fashion, she would be totally unnoticed . There is nothing extraordinary about her! She is very ordinary looking. As Kathy Griffin say recently, “I think she is also retarded!” Hurray for mediocrity!