Paris Hilton is Fucking Ridiculous

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The only thing different about this “costume” and what Paris wears on any normal day is her explanation of why she’s wearing it,

“I’m wearing this for the troops because I know they’re having a hard time right now and don’t really get to celebrate Halloween.”

You know who else doesn’t get to celebrate Halloween? Dead people. So feel free to sympathize when them and jump off a building.

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    • Posted on November 1, 2007 | Read more articles on Paris Hilton

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    7 Responses to “Paris Hilton is Fucking Ridiculous”

    1. today's reader on November 1st, 2007 7:59 pm

      surely the best way to show support for troops is to do the “hitler wave”. Good job, motard. Hopefully the troops take time out of their busy schedules of getting shot at to offer their gratitude.

    2. DJ Inphinity on November 1st, 2007 10:35 pm

      I hate her with a passion.

    3. Martika on November 2nd, 2007 7:35 am

      She’s ridiculous. She needs to tell Us the real reason her trip to africa was postponed until next year. That’s her support of the Troops: Coming Clean and being an Upright Citzen.

    4. TrashyCeleb on November 2nd, 2007 5:03 pm

      I assume you mean to say ridiculously hot! While you queers are drinking your hateraid, wishing you could even talk to someone like her, she is laughing at you. You know that, right? Laughing and spending money she made from being all over the media paid for by you smeckels who claim ‘OMgzz I hatezz pariz!!’. Yes, I would like fried with that, and make it snappy!

    5. today's reader on November 2nd, 2007 5:26 pm

      Wow, I just learned that I have horrible grammar and I work in a fast food restaurant. Thanks, Trashy! Now I don’t have to hide behind my flimsy mask of “hateraid” and can finally admit that yes: I do in fact spend most nights watching and re-watching Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr. ad that I have on VHS, while furiously masturbating with a bite stick in my mouth.

      OMgzz! That felt good to get off my chest.

    6. keila on November 7th, 2007 6:13 pm

      u guys r WHACK and so is she

    7. abbie on January 9th, 2008 7:17 pm

      i think you should leave pais hilton alone, she is a great peson and when im older want to be like her. even tho she’s been in prison, she is so fabulas and if you would pick on someone like amy wine house…who dose deserve to be bullied.

      i hope you all drop dead

      p.s she is NOT a slut!!!!!!!!!!!!