Paris Hilton Reads My Mind

Uh, so this is weird. I make a black face joke and then find out that Paris Hilton donned black face for a recent episode of the Simple Life??? What are the odds??? Anyway, so I came across this info when I was TRYING to research more about Paris losing her inheritance due to the fact that she is an embarrassment to the Hilton name. I’d say this might be a factor in that. And perhaps the blow. And all the snatch shots. Because the last person who wants to see your lady-business is your grandfather. Hopefully.

So, what have we learned? If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a picture of Paris’ cooter is worth negative $500 million. Sweet justice.

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