Paris Hilton to Procreate

Paris Hilton recently told Elle UK that she wants to have a baby soon. She told the mag,

“I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

Um, yikes. The only think Paris Hilton should be in charge of is maybe a house plant, and even then she’ll probably pawn it off on her housekeeper when it beats her at checkers.

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