Paris keeping up with her MySpace

July 6, 2007

After her long deprivation from a computer, Paris has taken a fancy to updating her MySpace account for all her friends. Now we are getting almost daily updates from the life of a hardened criminal whose pasttimes are shopping, partying, getting high, and acting like a complete moron. And pretty much nothing has changed since her few weeks in jail. Only now she tries to “act” smart, but still can’t seem to spell right or sound remotely intelligent. She must compare blog notes with Britney.
Paris blog:
Hey everyone! I’m back from my much needed vacation in Maui. It was so beautiful and relaxing. But its good to be home again. I just want to thank you all for your letters of love and support. I am doing my best to respond to each and every one with the letter I wrote–that message was for fans like you who have supported me through it all.

I wanted to let you all know that I’m going to be updating my myspace and writing in more cause I haven’t done it in awhile. The past month has inspired me to move forward with some exciting new projects, so I will keep you all posted.

Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!

xoxo
Paris

And the best part of all is Paris telling the whole world to have a DD and to drive safe. Millions of people now will give their keys to their friends instead of getting behind the wheel because of Paris’ great words of wisdom.

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