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Peter Doherty Is Getting Fat

October 9, 2007

Pete Doherty fat

Trading one vice:

cocaine

For another:

ice cream

A healthy tradeoff the average person might say, but they’ve been brainwashed by the multinational ice cream cartel headed up by Ben & Jerry. I don’t know about you, but I’m not buying what they’re selling! Fascist ice cream bastards! Pete Doherty will be dead of a dairy overdose within the year, just watch and remember you read it here first.


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    2 Responses to “Peter Doherty Is Getting Fat”

    1. Evisu on October 9th, 2007 6:58 pm

      You can’t overdose on chocolate ice cream atleast… haha. He looks like a mess!

    2. d'schiltigheim on August 19th, 2009 1:32 am

      OMG!!! can’t belive this!!!! fatness is so “hasbeen”!!!

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