Plastic surgery gone RIGHT: The Janice Dickinson story
Once upon a time there was a little sassy brunette girl that longingly looked at the pretty women in the magazines wishing she would one day be one of them. Then her wish came true! She grew to be 6 feet tall, didn’t eat to stay slender and just so happened to be easy on the eyes! And do you know what happened next?? She became the first woman to be called a “supermodel.” That’s right! And if you watch that stupid Tyra Banks show Next Top Model she’ll be sure to repeat to every contestant that comes on. But then one day Janice got old and therefore was kicked to the curb. And in order to keep her figure she hired a couple of plastic surgeons to do a few minor jobs on her. Butt, boobs, thighs, stomach, face, neck, legs, feet, hands, hair, ears??? And now as her 80th birthday approaches Janice still has the figure of a 30 year old. Money well spent.
Facts about the Janice Dickinson story: Some aspects of this story may have been embellished. Janice isn’t really turning 80, it’s more like 93. And as for the plastic surgery, she really just offed some Swedish girl and transplanted her head on to the woman’s body.
Added note: Unfortunately Janice did not have time however to get some work done on her new stomach. Give her a month and I’m sure that will be taken care of.
80s birthday? Are you nuts? She was born in 1955!