Plastic surgery gone RIGHT: The Janice Dickinson story
Once upon a time there was a little sassy brunette girl that longingly looked at the pretty women in the magazines wishing she would one day be one of them. Then her wish came true! She grew to be 6 feet tall, didn’t eat to stay slender and just so happened to be easy on the eyes! And do you know what happened next?? She became the first woman to be called a “supermodel.” That’s right! And if you watch that stupid Tyra Banks show Next Top Model she’ll be sure to repeat to every contestant that comes on. But then one day Janice got old and therefore was kicked to the curb. And in order to keep her figure she hired a couple of plastic surgeons to do a few minor jobs on her. Butt, boobs, thighs, stomach, face, neck, legs, feet, hands, hair, ears??? And now as her 80th birthday approaches Janice still has the figure of a 30 year old. Money well spent.
Facts about the Janice Dickinson story: Some aspects of this story may have been embellished. Janice isn’t really turning 80, it’s more like 93. And as for the plastic surgery, she really just offed some Swedish girl and transplanted her head on to the woman’s body.
Added note: Unfortunately Janice did not have time however to get some work done on her new stomach. Give her a month and I’m sure that will be taken care of.
80s birthday? Are you nuts? She was born in 1955!
Her hands still look horrid
I think she looks wonderful
Hmm…I have to agree. As far as my elementary knowledge of math goes, 2009-1955 comes to 54 (and yes, she looks god for 54). But again, the article states that “as her 80th birthday approaches…” so, I guess 26 years is kind of “approaching.”
Very good information Mr. author of this article.
her hands tells it all but all in all i think she looks great except for the stomach
she was born in 1955. you’re stupid for saying she’s approaching 80. also, there are procedures for youthful hands, usually they can inject fat into the hands, allowing them to look less bonely. she’s awesome, and you’re ignorant. silly author.
ciao, trey
Really guys…you didn’t catch even the smallest hint of humor in saying she was turning 80? I think the author of this article knows exactly how old Dickinson really is, and I think all of you need to find a plastic surgeon who does sense of humor implants…
I bet none of your stomachs look better than hers. She’s 55!
Many teens and 20 year old guys and girls couldn’t show of their stomachs if they turned the criticism on their own selves for achange! How are you going to look when you are55? Will you be able to wear a bikini?
The real problem is that we, as a society, look around at people and pictures of them and JUDGE every single little aspect. WTH? It is wrong. We have become way too obsessed with looks and youth. Janice is 55 years old in 2010. She should NOT look or should NOT try to look 30! She should eat right, exercise and live her life…do the best to take care of herself and her body. She shouldn’t be getting plastic surgery: new boobs, lips, whatever. IT is ridiculous! And for anyone saying her hands look horrible or her stomach looks bad….will you please not be so damn critical. Overall, she looks great and she would probably look great without all the stupid surgery.
We need to judge people by how they treat other people, what to they do for others and their community, are they good people, etc. Please get your priorities straight and not be so darn critical. What kind of person are you? Why do you judge others so harshly? We all need to get real and not be so shallow and judgmental.
I think she would look GREAT in a 1-piece suit. But she is a little gross in a bikini. People who are 55 need to quit trying to pretend they are 30. She doesn’t look great, she looks like an old lady trying to pretend she’s a college student. Give our eyes a break. Put on a 1-piece and you’ll have guys all over the beach hitting on you. In a bikini, you and your wrinkles fool no-one.