Playboy: Hugh Hefner About To Be Bankrupt
Uh oh. Is the Playboy franchise going to be one of the corporations affected by the current state of the U.S. economy? Will Hugh Hefner and his bunnies be evicted?
The stock market has been plummeting and the Playboy share price has dropped from $11.23 to $2.81 which means Hef could be passing out pink slips.
It looks like a bunch of staff in the New York and Los Angeles offices will have to cut or the company will go bankrupt within a month, according to insiders.
“Only the top brass has known for a while how bad things have been for Hef recently.”
Then there’s Hef’s love life. With rumors of his girlfriends leaving and finding other men, Hef can’t be having the best of times right now.
Spokeswoman Elizabeth Austin would not confirm the layoffs, saying: “It is our policy not to comment on corporate matters such as employee issues.”
You would think that any distractions from the current economic state such as say, a Playboy magazine, would be welcome but apparently that is not the case.
Poor Hef made it this far with all his young ladies in tow to end up with a company headed for bankruptcy.
Better double up on those Viagras, Hef. It may be all the pleasure you’ll be getting for a while.
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