Portia and Ellen Splitting Up

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Aww! I just made a joke about Portia and Ellen yesterday and now they are splitting up! Star Magazine reports that their 3 year relationship is coming to an end because Portia hasn’t been happy and she is possibly looking for someone less… old. A source says,

“Portia has been telling Ellen she’s very unhappy at home. When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger ad hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her.”

Hm, perhaps this is the reason why Ellen has been acting all wonky lately. She’s not sad about losing that dog, she’s sad about losing that pussy. Still, crying on TV and giving the world another reason to think women are always on their periods is quite a set back to our people. Now I have to chug a six pack of PBR to get my street cred back. And PBR makes me gassy, so thanks a lot, Ellen.




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    • Posted on October 25, 2007 | Read more articles on Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi

    Comments

    4 Responses to “Portia and Ellen Splitting Up”

    1. » The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Bitten and Bound: The Not So Pretty Side of Hollywood on October 26th, 2007 12:25 am

      […] wants someone younger and hotter than Ellen - Top Socialite […]

    2. Nik on October 26th, 2007 2:25 am

      Nah. Portia was on Ellen’s show today, sitting with the crew, laughing and smiling. Both are still wearing their commitment rings too. Nobody believes the Star do they??

    3. Taylor Blue on October 26th, 2007 3:43 pm

      I wouldn’t believe Star…that would be a horrible shock for everyone if they broke up!

    4. thekid on October 27th, 2007 1:58 am

      I saw her sitting there too. if they broke up she wouldn’t be there.