REM singer a model??

Fashion designer Marc Jacobs has apparently lost his mind and contracted REM frontrunner Michael Stipe as the new male model.

I know skinny is in and everything, but how is a pale, balding, Holocaust-looking guy supposed to sell clothes? Where are the tall, ripped men, who make you want to tear apart their clothes and ravage them?

I’m guessing sales will be down this quarter…




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    • Posted on July 27, 2007 | Read more articles on Michael Stipe

    Comments

    6 Responses to “REM singer a model??”

    1. marge on July 27th, 2007 8:53 pm

      Your comments on this are ridiculous. You are assuming that everyone else in the world is as shallow and uninteresting as you are. Michael Stipe, while I’m not a huge fan, happens to be an incredible guy, talented, intelligent, thoughtful, funny, charming and a survivor of the music industry. The fact that he is gay, over 40 and balding and Still hugely successful is a tribute to his immense appeal to people–Except the immature ones who think only beauty counts for attraction– I hate to be the one to tell you this, but beauty fades, awesomeness doesn’t. Maybe you should look into getting some.

    2. snarky on July 28th, 2007 5:12 am

      but beauty fades, awesomeness doesn’t ahhahahahhahahhahahhahahha that has to be the best line I have read in a while.

      I am awesome and so are you marge!

    3. marge on July 28th, 2007 1:54 pm

      thats right, snarky, let’s spread it around, the world is lacking in it these days….

    4. sammy on July 30th, 2007 2:10 pm

      You guys are retarded, half the people that flip through the magazines will be really turned off by that pic of Michael. Yah, beauty fades but that pic would not make anyone want to buy Marc Jacobs clothes! I think his music is great but some people should not be modeling!

    5. snarky on July 30th, 2007 3:52 pm

      I just want to know what he is looking at. It is a very bizarre picture that is freaking me out

    6. sheyla on April 13th, 2008 9:58 pm

      Oh! NÃOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!