Rihanna Makes (stupid) People Cry
Chris Applebaum, the director of Riahnna’s “Umbrella” video recently said that during filming, one crew member was moved to tears because of Rihanna’s beauty. He said,
“I had one eye in the camera and the other one was closed. And I heard this odd sound, and so I opened the other eye and looked down, and the camera assistant was crying. So after the take, I asked her if she was OK, and she looked at me and said, ‘Chris, this is just so beautiful. I just can’t believe I’m actually watching this. This is the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen.’ And it really felt to me like we were shooting something unique at that moment.”
I can think of many other things that would make me cry if I were an assistant on a Rihanna music video; being forced to listen to UMBRELLA for 16 hours straight would certainly do it. In fact, I am starting to cry just thinking about that. I can only take about 45 seconds of that crap before I start to get teary. Of course none of this changes the fact that this camera assistant is a first-class hollywood suck-up pussy who should be exiled from this city and forced to shoot family portraits at her local Kansas City JC Penny’s.
Yuck. I’m going to start the protest against Riahnna! No more Riahnna songs! Then I’m going to throw eggs at her and exclaim “That’s what you get for dating my boyfriend Shia.” Shia will be on the sidelines puffing away like a chimney wondering how he managed to get two such sexy ladies to fight over him.