Ryan Seacrest: Shark Bite
Ryan Seacrest was savagely ripped about by a shark over the weekend.
Oh wait, that’s what I wish would have happened.
What really happened? He was at a beach in Mexico on Sunday and said he was about 8 feet out in water about 4 feet deep. He felt something swim by and get this, thought it was a stick.
It was really a shark who chomped on his leg before swimming away. According to Page Six, he barely even noticed.
“He didn’t know what it was for a minute - he thought it was a stick,” said one spy. “He had no time to be scared. He saw it swim away, he got out, took aspirin and called it a day.”
Apparently he later found a shark tooth in his leg which he hung next to the knife that stabbed him last week.
Really? It seems so calm. He didn’t scream like a little girl, yell “shark!” and cause pandemonium on the beach? I guess that’s just what I would have done.
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