Sarah Silverman is Way too Nice

July 20, 2007

In my very humble opinion, (which should be your opinion too), Sarah Silverman is super awesome. But if she’s suddenly going to start apologizing for doing awesome things like practically making Paris Hilton cry at the MTV Movie Awards, I might have to tell her we can’t be friends anymore. Apparently, Silverman felt bad for her onstage slam of the Hilton heiress, stating,

“I looked down and saw a man in her face with a camera … I was there to be funny and I was, but that doesn’t mean I can’t feel bad about it.”

Seriously, Sarah. I thought you were cool. If you’re going to start feeling bad for Paris Hilton every time she’s got a camera in her face and someone’s talking sh*t about her, then you may as well feel bad for things like brushing your teeth or eating cereal. Mmmm, Frosted Flakes.