She’s Not a Girl, Not Yet a Spousal Abuser

October 10, 2007

Life & Style is reporting that Britney was abusive towards Kevin Federline during their marriage. No, really…she beat him–like, with hitting. At least we can all rejoice that this news is surely the difinitive nail in Federline’s hip-hop, street cred coffin. Although, I was kind of looking forward to a follow up album that includes the in-your-face track, “I Got 99 Problems Including Battery at the Hands of my Diminutive Wife Who Sings Songs About ‘Soda Pop’ and her ‘Diary’”.