Snorting father’s ashes

August 7, 2007

The guitarist from Rolling Stones, Keith Richards confirms that he did snort his father’s ashes. Um, okay, what???

I guess this story ran awhile ago. “”I pulled the lid off [my father's urn] and out comes a bit of dad on the dining room table,” Richards continued. “I’m going, ‘I can’t use the brush and dustpan for this. What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of…y’know, he went down a treat.”

However, when it originally, ran reports were insisting that he mixed his dad’s ashes with cocaine because he said, he chopped up the ashes like you would when you snort. I could actually believe that wasn’t so disgusting assuming he was high as a motherf**cker and bumped his dad’s urn and thought, “dude, I should like snort my dad, ha.” But insisting he didn’t have cocaine, well that just ruins the whole being high theory.

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