Star Jones is a Big Fat Liar

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Finally, after a bajillion years of telling us that she lost weight by pilates and diet, Star Jones has admitted to gastric bypass surgery. She writes in Glamour magazine:

“Everything about me was already so public (mostly my own doing — talk about dumb!), so of course everyone wanted to know what I had done. I was also terrified someone would have a tragic result after emulating me without making an informed decision with her doctor…But the complete truth is, I was scared of what people might think of me.”

This isn’t news. It would be news if we learned that Star Jones did something that wasn’t completely self centered and awful. What next? She’s gonna tell us she wears a weave? WE KNOW. When will Star Jones realize that no one gives a shit about anything she does? You got gastric bypass? Big effing deal. You married a homo? Great for you. You just took a dump on Barbaba Walters? Fanfreakingtastic, now get your dumb face off my TV.




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  • Posted on July 31, 2007 | Read more articles on Star Jones

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    One Response to “Star Jones is a Big Fat Liar”

    1. Patra on October 10th, 2007 3:33 am

      A-MEN!!!!!!!!!