Stupid Celebrity Quotes
Just for fun, let’s look at some of the quotes from celebrities. It will make you feel that just because you weigh more than them, at least you didn’t wind up on a website for something dumb that you said.
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life….Brooke Shields
So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?….Christina Aguilera
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”..Arnold Schwarzenegger
“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”…Jessica Simpson
“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.”…..Dan Quale
“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”…Tara Reid
“When you make music or write or create, it’s really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you’re writing about at the time.”…Lady Gaga
“Is this chicken that I have or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken by the sea…”…Jessica Simpson
“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”….Brittney Spears
“Wal-mart… Do they, like, make walls there?”….Paris Hilton
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