Ja Rule Pleaded Guilty to Gun Charge

Rapper Ja Rule pleaded guilty to a weapons charge and was sentenced to two years in prison. This came 3 years after his 2007 arrest where he was found to have a loaded semiautomatic handgum .

Judge Issues Warrant for Randy Quaid’s Arrest

Randy Quaid and wife, Evi, have been charged with felony vandalism, trespass. Evi is also charged with resisting arrest…All because they allegedly took up residence in a Montecito home they used to own. They apparently are in Canada seeking asylum?!?! Evi already has citizenship and Randy is seeking same with a Nov. 8 date with Canada’s Immigration and Refugee Board to continue the process of seeking asylum. The two skipped their court appearance and a judge issued another $500,000 warrant for Randy’s arrest, which is on hold until Nov. 16—his next scheduled appearance in her courtroom.

Judge Compares Snooki’s Antics to Those of Lindsay Lohan

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was in a New Jersey court to account for her drunk and disorderly conduct stemming from her July arrest. She was fined $500 and ordered to perform community service. The best part was the comments from the judge presiding over the case. He said of her antics: “Rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way to live your life. If this was your idea of a good time, it appears your recent celebrity has affected your judgment.” He went on to call her a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe.” I like this judge!

Ice-T Arrested for Driving With Suspended License

Ice T, 52, was arrested in Manhattan for allegedly driving on a suspended license. The reason he was initially pulled over was for not wearing a seat belt. He claims he and his wife, Coco, were taking their dog to the Vet for knee surgery (which are usually scheduled in advance so you can plan transportation but hey, let’s go with the bullshit excuse). The Law and Order actor posted nasty remarks on his Twitter page apparently posting the arresting officer’s name and badge number, calling the cop a “punk (expletive) rookie cop” who “made the arrest of his bull(bleep) career.”

Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail By Posting Bail, Knocks Back Some Wine on Flight Home

WTF is up with this whole story? Lindsay Lohan misses her court date because she is partying it up in France during the Cannes Film Festival. She claims to have lost her passport but can’t explain why she didn’t finish her court appointed drug and alcohol classes. So, the judge issues warrant for her arrest. But, of course Lohan sideswipes that order by posting $100,000 bail, thus avoiding (what I was hoping) images of police arresting her as she descends the plane. So, what does she do on the flight from France to London? She kicks back and drinks some wine! Are you fucking serious? Glad we are so forgiving of a cracked out whore who literally throws money at the law in order to avoid responsibility.

Chris Jericho Arrested

Staggering, isn’t it? But famous WWE wrestler Chris Jericho and cripplingly anonymous WWE wrestler Gregory ‘Hurricane’ Helms are only too happy to prove that point for you. That’s why they’ve both been arrested in Kentucky for drunkenly fighting each other in the back of a taxi.

Real fighting, too – apparently Chris Jericho and Gregory ‘Hurricane’ Helms didn’t even strip down to their pants, shriek scripted insults at each other or trade poncey little pre-rehearsed slaps that they both reacted to in an unnecessarily exaggerated way. So, goodness, they must have been drunk.

To be a professional wrestler, it does without saying that you need three things – 1) a girl’s haircut, 2) a silly name and 3) a single-digit IQ. The latter explains a lot about wrestlers – whether it’s Hulk Hogan’s constant self-inflicted troubles or Chris Benoit doing something unspeakably awful to his family before killing himself.

Heckler Spray

Denise Richards on Oprah

Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife, Denise Richards went on Oprah and talked to her about her relationship with Charlie Sheen. She discussed how they’re marriage, though, at times it would get heated, he never hit her; calling the current situation with new wife ’sad.’

She also recounted how last Christmas, when the 911 call came in about Charlie Sheen, she received a phone call from him. He wanted to talk to his children and wish them a Merry Christmas; only thing is, by this time, he was already in jail. Richards, knowing he was in jail, let them talk to Sheen, but didn’t disclose his situation to them. They’re on 4 & 5 yrs old.

Later, at school, the kids were told by other students that their Dad went to jail, so Richards sat them down and told them what happened.

UPDATE: Gary Coleman Arrest

A correction from yesterday, Gary Coleman was not arrested for domestic violence, but for a failure to appear in court. He was arrested outside Salt Lake City over the weekend. No charges are filed against Coleman and his attorney says, he isn’t sure which case, the failure to appear warrant came from. They’re looking into it now.

Along with this, Gary Coleman had a bit of luck, when a fan showed up to post his bail. Coleman had been in jail for 27 hours already, when Jarrod Clarke showed and paid the $1725 for his bail.

Charlie Sheen May Be Prosecuted w/o Wife’s Help

Brook Mueller may want a chance to work things out with husband Charlie Sheen in the wake of her claims that he threatened her with a switchblade, but experts say the seriousness of her accusations may get prosecutors involved even without her cooperation.

Lawyers for the Hollywood couple have asked a judge to throw out a restraining order imposed shortly after Sheen was arrested on domestic violence charges Christmas Day, so that they can work on their relationship.

The restraining order, common in Colorado domestic violence cases, prevented Sheen from having contact with Mueller, possessing weapons or using drugs and alcohol.

But even if Mueller is willing to reconcile with Sheen, prosecutors may choose to proceed with a court case without Mueller’s testimony, noted criminal defense attorney Roy Black told “Good Morning America.”

“There’s no question they can proceed without her cooperation …because they can use her statements, her 911 call,” Black said.

Prosecutors would, however, have an easier time with Mueller’s help, he said. Though Mueller told a 911 operator that Sheen had threatened her life with a knife, she was reportedly drunk at the time.

“How much can you rely upon what she said?” Black asked. “She says that he has a knife, he denies it. He says it’s just an argument over the children, she says it’s more than that.”

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Polanski Case May Be Coming To An End

Roman Polanski is under house arrest in Switzerland (poor guy), and filed to have his 32 year old case dismissed. The judges ruled yesterday that the case could not be dismissed, BUT he could file for have his sentence to be in absentia. Basically, he wouldn’t have to return to the US and the judge assigned the case would have to open an investigation into the allegations Polanski has mentioned. Though, Polanski pleaded guilty, he has made allegations that there was prosecutorial and judicial misconduct in the original handling of the case.

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