Carrie Prejean Made a Solo Sex Tape
November 5, 2009 by m.coonce · Leave a Comment

'Me so Horny, Me Love You Long Time'
Carrie Prejean’s pastor isn’t willing to give up on his famous fallen beauty queen, after learning she made a graphic, solo sex tape.
Pastor Darren Carrington from The Rock Church in San Diego says, “Everyone is a work in progress,” adding everyone has “something we’re not proud of.”
The Pastor is reacting to the TMZ story that Carrie folded like a cheap suit during settlement negotiations with Miss California USA officials after they pulled out the ultimate Trump card — a solo sex tape.
We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to reduce her demand from more than $1 million to … just validate my parking, please.
Maybe now she’ll stop telling everyone else how to live!
Carrie Prejean sues the Miss California USA Pageant
August 31, 2009 by m.coonce · Leave a Comment

I can’t wait for the resolution on this one.
Apparently, Former Carrie Prejean is suing the MCUP and it’s Directors (specifically- Shanna Moakler, Keith Lewis and Roger Neal). She’s claiming that she was removed over religious discrimination, specifically her views on gay marriage. Hopefully, she’ll soon realize that she was removed because she is a nuisance and a bigger idiot than those that came before her; for which there is no precedent.
“On Ms. Moakler’s behalf, I can say unequivocally that Ms. Prejean’s lawsuit is without merit,” says Mel Avanzado, Moakler’s lawyer.
“More importantly, as everyone who watched or read her public statements is well aware, Ms. Prejean’s unfortunate and bigoted statements are responsible for any public humiliation or damages to her reputation that she has claimed to have suffered,” Avanzado added. “Ms. Moakler strenuously denies that she did anything wrong and looks forward to proving that in a court of law.”
Miss California to join ‘The View’?
May 1, 2009 by cwiley · Leave a Comment
Just when you thought ‘The View‘ couldn’t get any worse, they begin talking about hiring Miss California. Elizabeth Hasselbeck may be getting replaced with an even more idiotic right-wing blond, Carrie Prejean. Read more





