Lindsay Lohan suing E*Trade for $100 Million

Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade for $100 million dollars for what she calls pain and suffering at the hands of the above video, which she believes is poking fun at her.

The video shows a baby girl upset with her baby boyfriend for not calling her. The boy responds that he was diversifying his portfolio to which the girl responds, “And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?”

Lohan reportedly called her mother sobbing after viewing the commercial. According to Lohan’s mother, Dina, her daughter called and said, “Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?”

E*Trade declined comment….I would too as I am still laughing at how funny that phone call to her mother must have sounded. My suggestion is to do a spoof on the phone call between Londsay Lohan and her mom. THAT would be hilarious!

Megan Fox Motorola SuperBowl commercial

Megan Fox commercial shown during the SuperBowl XLIV.

CBS and ManCrunch.com

Score one for Focus on the Family in the Social Values Super Bowl — the advocacy advertising contest that will fill the airwaves between scattered moments of NFL football February 7.

CBS has rebuffed the publicity-seeking entry from a new gay dating service, Mancrunch. The company had pounced on a chance to present their ad when they heard time was still for sale for the big game.

Ah, but they missed the fine print: CBS’s newly announced ad standards are for advocacy ads promoting a point of view. So far, the only one booked for the family audience is one starring Tim Tebow and underwritten by conservative evangelical Focus on the Family.

CBS spokeswoman Shannon Jacobs is quoted by CNN Money saying:

After reviewing the ad, which is entirely commercial in nature, our standards and practices department decided not to accept this particular spot … We are always open to working with a client on alternative submissions.

OK folks, if you want to advocate for gay rights or marriage, perhaps — but don’t appear to enjoy same sex contact in an ad airing during a game where grown men will be knocking each other nearly senseless — you still have an opening.

Ashley Greene sheds it all for SoBe & SI

Ashley Greene has paired up with SoBe and Sports Illustrated to take off all her clothes and be covered in body paint. It’s for a new commercial that will hit the airwaves Feb 10th. Below are the photos and they are good.