Justin Bieber Assault Case Dropped

TMZ just reported that the the assault case against Justin Bieber has been dropped. A 12-year old accused Bieber of punching him in the face during a game of laser tag. Actually, sources told TMZ that the 12-year old was the actual aggressor, allegedly calling Bieber a “homophobic slur” before attacking him.

Lady Gaga and Former Producer Drop Lawsuits Against Eachother

Rob Fusari is one of the producers on lady Gaga’s album, “The Fame,” filed a $30.5 million lawsuit against the singer, alleging she denied him his share of song royalties and merchandise revenue. Gaga counter-sued, alleging the early agreement with him was illegal. An ugly battle ensued but we just found out that both actions were recently dismissed. There is no information as to whether there was any behind the scenes deals made. A spokeswoman for Lady Gaga said in a statement that both parties “have agreed to end their dispute amicably and wish each other well”.

Carrie Prejean’s lawsuit shut down as legs spread open

Foes Of Conservative Christian Carrie Prejean Saved By Her XXX Sex Tape But Prejean’s hopes to make some big dough were dashed when the pageant’s lawyer found a sex tape she had made.

Sorry Bitch, now you have to get a job like the rest of us.