Ellen’s First Night on ‘Idol’

Hollywood week started with Ellen DeGeneres’s first night as a judge. It was so strange to watch her turning moment by moment into Paula Abdul — giggling, slipping eye-catching bracelets onto her wrists, making strange disconnected comments.

That was just my sick fantasy.

In fact, she was the Ellen we already know: funny and sharp, but never too funny or too sharp.

Her first critical judgment on camera told you all you need to know. Skiiboski, the dude with the perplexing name, was more sudbued and polished than in auditions, but he still couldn’t stop prowling the stage. “You frighten me,” she told him. “You were like a leopard behind a cage.” She also made the absurd yet fundamentally true observation: “Sexy and scary — it’s a fine line.” He was out, but he seemed to leave in a pretty good mood.

Even when Ellen seemed to be indulging in a little sadistic humor, making four singers move back and forth and to the side before telling them their fate, it was only to let all four through.

Fireworks with Simon? No. Mostly she observed, made marginal comments and put on glasses to scrutinize her notes.

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Matthew Fox on Ellen

Lost star Matthew Fox appeared on the Ellen Degeneres to stir up hype for tonight’s season finale. With only one season left, tonight’s episode should be a real eye opener! Check it out!

Lindsay Lohan’s Appearence on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

Lindsay Lohan’s Appearence on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

Lindsay Lohan appeared on Ellen’s show and croaked about her private life and break ups for the whole time.

She said that she wanted clear up some rumours, but she actually seems to have started a whole bunch more!