Howard Stern is now on Twitter and offering nude pictures of his wife.

Howard Stern is reportedly joining in on the Twitter world! For a man who was totally “drained” after his first lesson on Twitter, he’s already in full swing. He is bashing celebrities and offering to post nude pictures of his wife.

Stern has more than 150,000 followers after just one week on Twitter. Stern has chosen stars Ben Stiller, David Spade, Demi Moore, John Maher and Sylvester Stallone to keep up his ration of following-to-followed. He poked fun at Alex Rodriguez for recently being spotted feeding popcorn to Cameron Diaz at the Super Bowl.

But these celebs may not be following him back after he poked fun at Alex Rodriguez who was recently seen being fed popcorn by Cameron Diaz at Super Bowl XLV.

David Arquette is Drinking Quite a Bit These Days

David Arquette went back on the Howard Stern show again and embarrassed himself once again. Arquette said, “I’ve been drinking a lot…[But I don't] want to go into all that, because it’s really a personal, traumatic thing.” Arquette went on to say, “Everybody’s worried and concerned about me,. When I drink, I become a maniac.” Arquette’s confessed he is seeing a psychologist once a week and said the psychologist believes he is having a “nervous breakdown.”

Howard Stern Renews Sirius XM Contract

Howard Stern will remain on satellite radio for another five years. Stern announced, “I kept thinking I’d like to stay here because more than anything, I think what we’ve built here hasn’t been finished yet.”

David Arquette Continues To Share With Howard Stern….

David Arquette went on the Howard Stern show for a second time and shared more secrets about his infidelity. While Courtney Cox was understandably upset, Arquette said they talked it out. Well, they must have because Arquette share this little ditty: “After the first girl I slept with…. a few days later… I was, like, crying.” He explained that sleeping with another woman, “was the end of all the intimacy” he shared with Courteney. “It was like a new thing. It was like… putting that away.” He addressed the rumors concerning a possible relationship between Cox and fellow “Cougar Town” co-star, Brian Van Holt, saying, “Any guy would be blessed to be with her. I don’t have any hard feelings for anyone.”

Howard Stern Versus Oprah on the future career of Gabourey Sidibe

The day after the Oscars, where Precious actress, Gabourey Sidibe, was nominated for best actress, and where Oprah called her a “true American Cinderella on the threshold of a brilliant new career,” Howard Stern vehemently disputed Oprah’s comments. Stern called Sidibe the “most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen.” He went on to say, “She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”

As for Oprah Winfrey, he called her a liar for “telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.”

Sidibe and Winfrey have not yet commented but actions seem to speak louder than words as Sidibe has already been casted in the new Showtime series, “The C Word” as well as in the upcoming drama, “Yelling To The Sky.”

Tiger Woods mistresses agree to take part in beauty contest, hosted by Howard Stern

Howard Stern has announced that he will hold a “Mistress Beauty Pageant” on March 10th with a $100,000 prize. So far, four of Tiger Woods mistresses have entered the pageant, according to The Times of London. However, their identities are being kept a secret.

So, what are the categories for the pageant? So far, the typical, including swimsuit, personality and talent. Of course I am pretty sure Stern will come up with his own questions and the talent will not likely be mainstream. As for the judges? Stern invited Woods’ wife, Elin, but she has yet to respond. Furthermore, the $100,000 award will be funded by the online dating service, AshleyMadison.com, whose slogan is, “Life is Short, Have an Affair.”

Howard Stern to replace Simon?

Recently, Howard Stern has been subtly dropping hints on his show that he may be taking over Simon Cowell’s spot on American Idol.

“I was approached by a major TV network to take over a TV show and leave here and do that next year — and I did turn it down … I’m not even sure if I want to be working. I’m waiting to see what happens,” Stern recently said on his show.

“It’s one of the few shows that could compete with Stern’s $100-million-a-year Sirius contract, and ‘Idol’ bosses think he’d be even nastier than Simon,” an “Idol” source says.

Artie Langee Tries to Kill Himself

Artie Lange, was found last Saturday in his kitchen by his mother with 9 stab wounds to his torso. He apparently tried to kill himself. She then called an ambulance and they took him to the hospital. Lange, is known for his stand up comedy and being the side kick on The Howard Stern Show. In the past, Lange has also wrestled with drug abuse.

“We all have our demons,” said Stern, referring to Lange’s past battles with addiction. “Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He’s a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don’t forget how great he is.”

Artie Lange still in Hospital

A publicist for Artie Lange says the comedian and radio personality has been hospitalized.

In an e-mail sent Monday to The Associated Press, publicist Hilary Hansen declined to elaborate, saying, “Artie has chosen to keep all information on this matter between him and his doctor.”

The 42-year-old Lange, best known as Howard Stern’s radio sidekick, has been absent from Stern’s Sirius radio show for a month. On Monday’s show, Stern said Lange isn’t leaving the program and called him “a tremendous contributor.”

Lange, who lives in Hoboken, N.J., has battled drug addiction. In September, a New Jersey judge revoked his driving privileges for seven months after he admitted he was under the influence of prescribed sleeping pills in a minor traffic accident.

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Rosie Talks about Oprah on Howard Stern Show

In a candid new interview on “The Howard Stern Show,” Rosie O’Donnell opened up publicly for the first time about her relationship troubles with partner Kelli Carpenter, took aim at “Late Show” host David Letterman and talked about TV talk queen Oprah Winfrey and the gay rumors.

During her interview on Stern’s Sirius XM show, the shock jock asked O’Donnell about why rumors exist that Winfrey could be gay.

“I don’t know. I think she’s never been married and she’s exceptionally close to Gayle [King],” O’Donnell, who was promoting her own Sirius XM show, “Rosie Radio,” which stars next Monday, said. “I don’t know that she and Gayle are necessarily doing each other but I think they are the emotional equivalent of…“A gay couple,” Stern chimed in.

“When they did that road trip, that’s as gay as it gets,” O’Donnell said. “And I don’t mean it to be an insult either. I’m just saying, listen, if you ask me, that’s the couple.”

Winfrey and King have long denied the rumors.

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