Did Gerard Butler and Jessica Simpson Shag?
October 23, 2009 by m.coonce · Leave a Comment
Jessica Simpson in her Daisy Dukes
The pair were spotted having dinner and acting flirtatious Tuesday night at Soho House in New York City Tuesday, where they sat with friends who included Simpson pal, the hairstylist Ken Paves, according to the New York Post’s Page Six.
But a source close to Butler, 39, says the hullabaloo is probably over nothing.
“I’m never surprised to hear that Gerard is with someone new. None of those relationships last,” the source says. “Certainly he’s not planning on settling down with Jessica Simpson … Gerard plays the field … and Jessica is lonely … and she lost weight and is looking good.”
“Every time you hear about him out with someone, he’s flirting and ‘cozy’ with them and making googly eyes at them,” the source said. “Maybe that’s just what he does with everyone. Maybe that’s just how he is.”
Jessica Simpson in a Net
September 26, 2009 by m.coonce · Leave a Comment
Jessica Simpson
A chicken of the sea got caught in the net. Throw it baaaaaaack!
So, Jessica Simpson is off in Uganda shooting her Vh1 reality show The Price of Beauty. Before she went to bed, Jessica Twatted about having to sleep in a mosquito net. Jessica joked (I hope), “WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?”
To answer your question, Jessica, no you don’t.
Jessica is already a giant bottle of OFF!. Mosquitoes won’t bite her ass, because they know that if they do, they will be infected with chronic dumbass-itis.
Fools still Hunting for Simpson’s Dog
September 17, 2009 by m.coonce · Leave a Comment
What are the chances that a coyote would take a dog home with it, play with it and then realise it’s Jessica Simpson’s pet and return it?
Pretty slim, say dog experts. It’s more likely Simpson’s Malti-Poo has gone to doggy haven. But don’t tell Simpson that because she still has hopes that Daisy, her dog from ex-hubby Nick Lachey, will turn up barking and alive.
Earlier this week, the country singer Twittered to say “My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”.
Just yesterday, Simpson Twittered again saying “Still holding out hope despite what some say is a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby … why would I stop searching? I’m a mum.”
Unfortunately for Simpson, celebrity dog trainer Jennifer McCarthy says that “if you see a coyote take a dog, one that is this small, chances of it surviving are very slim. Daisy’s probably not alive anymore.”
Despite what many are saying is a lost cause, trained pet detectives from FindToto.com are offering Simpson their services for free. They are telling Simpson’s neighbours to look in and around their property. “Check your backyard and under your deck. There is a chance the coyote would have abandoned Daisy and she’s lying injured somewhere.”
A spokesperson for FindToto.com told USMagazine.com, “We’re kind of an amber alert for missing pets. We took the addresses of those living near the area where Daisy went missing and we used that as a bulls-eye. We called over 1,000 people and sent out a 30-second message with Daisy’s details together with a number for Jessica’s assistant so that anyone can give us information.”
Jessica Simpson ‘Twitters’ about her dog
September 16, 2009 by m.coonce · Leave a Comment
Jessica Simpson in her Daisy Dukes
Jessica Simpson broadcast her latest heartache on Twitter late Monday, writing that her beloved dog, Daisy, was snatched away by a coyote and is missing.
“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!” she tweeted.
Simpson named Daisy after Daisy Duke, the tough-talking waitress Simpson played in “The Dukes of Hazzard” movie. The pooch was a gift from her ex-husband, Nick Lachey.
Ironically, someone posted this comment to Jessica just after she ‘tweeted.’
Sad. Poor dog. But, Jessica, do you understand a coyote took the dog? I doubt anyone is going to find him. As another site said, coyotes don’t read & can not get in touch with you about returning the dog & getting the reward.
Found on the Web and Bar Refaeli Painted On A Southwest Airlines 737
February 12, 2009 by David · Leave a Comment
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Did Page Six’s Sean Delonas Take it Too Far?
Page Six’s Sean Delonas created a cartoon regarding the recent weight gain by Jessica Simpson. Is this cartoon funny or over the line?
Jessica Simpson Gains 15 - Internet Explodes
January 28, 2009 by David · 2 Comments
Jessica Simpson has obviously gained a few pounds. But good Lord, judging by the posts on the internet, you would have thought she made it to Oprah weight. More disturbing to me was this picture was taken while she was giving a concert at The Garden er WKIS’s Chili Cook-off in Florida.
Your career must be in serious jeopardy if you have resorted to doing concerts at a freaking Cook-off. Then showing up fat to the cook-off - Give me a break.
