John Mayer Quits Twitter

John Mayer surprised fans when he decided to shut down his Twitter account. It seemingly came out of nowhere when a rep for the Grammy award winning singer announced, “With the Battle Studies Tour now at a close and a return to the studio planned, John has discontinued his Twitter account. However, he continues to communicate with his fans via his blog as he always has.” Mayer had an estimated 3.7 million Twitter followers and was a avid user of the site.

Stupid Things Celebrities Say

Yep, it’s time to give you some more stupid celebrity sayings. I truly wonder why people idolize these people…..Thanks to The Sun for giving me a good laugh that I just had to share.

“I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I’m flying because I know it won’t crash if I’ve got Britney on.” Megan Fox

“I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.” Sienna Miller

“Susan Boyle could look really hot if she just wore some pretty dresses” Paris Hilton

“I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven’t had sex in a long time. I’m hoping for luck! And I carry them so I can give them to other people who might want or need them, or who might want to have a conversation.” Sharon Stone

“I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater. I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll be all, “ow!” Jessica Simpson

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ’cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?” Brooke Hogan on Sarah Palin

“I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life … It has a true market value, like gold bullion. … I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.” John Mayer

John Mayer Loves to Get in Trouble?

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Jessica Simpson wants John Mayer to shut the hell up…or does she?

Jessica Simpson went on the Opera Winfrey show to plug her new show, The Price of Beauty, but ended up talking more about the John Mayer interview where he aired Simpson’s and his sexual relation ship, calling her his drug of choice and calling her sexual napalm.

Simpson admitted that she is a “little angry” over Mayer’s decision to discuss their sexual relationship publically, stating, “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!” However, she did admitted that it could be worse and with a smile she said her phone is now “ringing off the hook.”

Mikey, I think she likes it!

John Mayer Says “Twitter Is Silly and Dumb!”

Someone must have transplanted John Mayer’s brain or something as he seems to have forgotten that he is one of the single most prolific and inane celebrities on Twitter.

Jennifer Aniston’s ex, who may be spouting hatred after rumours that she dumped him over his Twitter addiction, has said that he hates even the idea of Twittering.

“It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb,” the singer told me last night at the One Splendid Evening benefit for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation aboard the Carnival Splendor cruise ship in San Pedro, CA. “If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well…It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop.”

Celebrity Twitters: John Mayer Reveals Breaking News

John Mayer’s celebrity Twitter page has become the go-to place to get a funny celebrity tweet about daily comings and goings. There seems to be absolutely nothing this man won’t tweet about.

Probably the best example so far is from a tweet John wrote earlier this week, where he published breaking news about his crotch!

He said:

BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS: I was sitting with my legs crossed for too long and my penis fell asleep.

You can follow John’s celebrity Twitter page @ Twitter.com/johncmayer

Celebrity Twitters: John Mayer Reveals Performance Secrets

John Mayer wrote on his celebrity Twitter page, and revealed how he deals with performance nerves.

He says:

When I play music at home, I pretend I’m on stage. When I’m on stage, I pretend I’m at home.

You can follow John’s celebrity Twitter page @ Twitter.com/johncmayer

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Broken Up

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer were the hot couple to watch out for. They had been together for a year and even made a high profile appearence together at the Oscars.

But there is some sad news today… they broke up!

A source tells People:

“They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other. Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy.”

Another source tells E!:

“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour.”

2009 Grammy for Best male pop vocal performance: John Mayer - Say

John Mayer wins the 2009 Grammy for Best male pop vocal performance. John won with his sappy single, Say. Pretty easy win for John. Say was in the movie “Bucket List”.

I still think John’s drunk version of Say was the best, and should have won an award: