Kermit The Frog Denies Romance With Lady Gaga
September 22, 2009 by m.coonce · Leave a Comment
'I don't know, the evidence is pretty one sided.'
Lady Gaga and Kermit the Frog shared a smooch at the VMAs red carpet, and immediately the rumors started. Lady Gaga may be used to all sorts of allegations swirling around her, but Kermit eschews controversy.
The loveable Muppet vehemently denied the rumors that he and Lady Gaga were involved in a hot romance. Kermit wants to protect his G-rated reputation, the last thing he needs is a story that he’s romantically involved with the flamboyant singer.
Isn’t pretty sad when even a fictional frog doesn’t want anything to do with Lady Gaga, maybe that’s why she faked a suicide during her MTV performance.
I hope our favorite frog has learned his lesson, and will never again kiss the likes of Lady Gaga.
Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
