Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail By Posting Bail, Knocks Back Some Wine on Flight Home

WTF is up with this whole story? Lindsay Lohan misses her court date because she is partying it up in France during the Cannes Film Festival. She claims to have lost her passport but can’t explain why she didn’t finish her court appointed drug and alcohol classes. So, the judge issues warrant for her arrest. But, of course Lohan sideswipes that order by posting $100,000 bail, thus avoiding (what I was hoping) images of police arresting her as she descends the plane. So, what does she do on the flight from France to London? She kicks back and drinks some wine! Are you fucking serious? Glad we are so forgiving of a cracked out whore who literally throws money at the law in order to avoid responsibility.

Sean Penn gets 3 Years Probation and 36 Hours of Anger Management

Sean Penn made a plea deal with prosecution where he pleaded no contest to misdemeanor vandalism. In return, he was sentenced to three years probation and 36 hours of anger management sessions and the count of batter was dropped. This all stemmed from a fight he got into with the paparazzi last year. If he gets into any trouble with the law during the term of her probation, he could see jail time.

Phil Spector Sentanced To 19-Year Jail Term

Phil Spector was just a moment ago sentanced by a judge to 19-years to life over the shooting of Lana Clarkson. The star and his weave are both expected to appeal as they are clearly too newsworthy and fabulous to serve jail time.