Lindsay Lohan Shouldn’t Drive. Ever.

TMZ is reporting that on top of finding Lindsay Lohan’s Blood-Alcohol levels to be at nearly twice the legal limit, she also had cocaine in her system the night she crashed her mercedes back in May.

Wanna know what’s sad? At first I just wrote “The night she crashed her car” but I had to actually go back and clarify because you WOULDN’T KNOW WHICH TIME I WAS TALKING ABOUT. How sad is that? OH Lindsay, if you come out of rehab sober, I… I.. I just don’t know what I’ll do.

Ha! Just kidding! Sober… If she can make it to her car without stopping at the liquor store I’ll consider her rehab a smashing success.