Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Crashes Maserati Quattroporte

Ok, Lindsay is broke, but she goes out and buys a $100k Maserati Quattroporte the other day. Now you would think she would want to keep that purchase looking nice and new for months if not years to come. Unfortunately, the new car feel only last a few days. Lindsay Lohan’s assistant hit a Subaru, damaging the bumper of the new Maserati.

Hey Lindsay, go hit up Sam for a professional driver, at least that way she can protect all of the money of hers you are spending.