Megan Fox is New Armoni Model

Megan Fox will follow in the stiletto-ed footsteps of Victoria Beckham and be the new female face of Emporio Armani Underwear. She’ll also star in the Armani Jeanshorts campaign. Although we’ll have to wait until January to see her print ads and billboards, I just realized something: Armani doesn’t actually market bras and panties to the women who’ll wear them. It markets to the men it hopes will buy them as gifts. Am I wrong, or am I just someone who would never look at something that Beckham or Fox wore and think, Oh, I can pull that off!? Maybe women are supposed to associate Beckham’s and Fox’s eff-you attitudes with the bad girls we’re all hiding underneath our clothes?

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Megan Fox Gets Curvy In Details

Here’s Megan Fox busting out the curves in the newest issue of Details magazine. Now I know that the photos are not of the best quality, but they’re definitely still on the shwingtastic level of hotness (hey, it’s Megan Fox we’re talking about), and there’s no better way to end the week and kick off the long weekend than gawking at the hottest celebrity babe on the planet, so enjoy!

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Megan Fox on SNL

Saturday Night Live kicked off its 35th season with host Megan Fox, and while we’re not enitrely sure why the oh-so-underexposed actress was chosen (actually, we’re pretty sure it was just because she’s hot), she wasn’t terrible.

While Megan played up her sexpot persona throughout the hour-and-a-half gig, the monologue was surprisingly candid—and oh yeah, did we mention the nude photos she brought along of herself? Photoshopped nudes, but still!
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Megan Fox: Rolling Stone Photo Shoot

Actress Megan Fox can be found in the latest issue of Rolling Stone Magazine. She was interviewed at one point; what she actually had to say isn’t really all that important, but there are some awesome pictures, so we have included them here.

Megan Fox to be on SNL

Megan Fox is hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. It’s also been released that the actress’ battle with her Transformers director Michael Bay will likely be worked into one of the skits.

“They change the routines right up to the last minute but as of now they are working up a piece that would have Megan being her ‘unbearable’ best while Michael is a Hitler-like tyrant,” a source said about one of Megan’s skits.

Remember when Crew Members from Bay’s Transformers posted an open letter on the director’s official website blasting Fox who they called “dumb as a rock.” Bay later removed the letter and claimed he “loved” Megan despite the fact that she’d compared him to Hitler!

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Megan Fox, “I have bouts of mild schizophrenia”

Most people know by now that anything Megan Fox has to say, should be simply ignored as a publicity stunt. Though, we also know people want to hear everything she has to say.

Here’s a segment of a recent interview she did.

In the new issue of Wonderland Magazine (via The Examiner), Megan queefs, “I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

‘Hmm…Now, I’m not a doctor, but I’m guessing Megan has a severe case of verbal bulimia with just a mild dash of Mememememem Syndrome and maybe a bit of Cockalitis of the throat. The cure is to take 50mgs of STFU every hour on the hour!’

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Megan Fox Weird Thumb Pictures

Megan Fox has been getting blasted online all day today - you know how it is, slow news day and one person (TMZ) picks up on a story and BOOM.

The young actress has barely one flaw and so people are nitpicking at her today, mocking her mangled hands.

Some are saying that her thumbs are disfigured like that because she sucked her thumbs as a small child. That sounds about right  - have a look at the Megan Fox thumb pictures in the gallery and judge whether they are freaky for yourself.

Megan Fox: Men Are “Weak, Like Puppies”

Megan Fox spoke to GQ magazine and appeared on the cover/ inside pages in various states of undress.

While with the magazine she must not have paused for breath, talking about sex the entire time and possibly at the end mentioning her new movie, Transformers, which she was there to promote.

Here are some of the highlights…

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Megan Fox liked filming in Egypt, no one knew who she was

Hottie Megan Fox loved filming Transformers 2 inEgypt because no one knew she was famous.

“I’m not a big deal over there,” she says. “They like blondes so it was like ‘whatever’ with me. They liked me because they thought I was 15; everybody thought I was really young.”

I wish no one here knew who you were.

Megan Fox Hates The High School Musical Movies

Megan Fox spoke to Esquire magazine and explained her distaste at the whole hype behind the mega-sucessful High School Musical franchise.

“Let me tell you what it’s really about. ‘High School Musical’ is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved,” the ‘Transformers’ beauty says.

Fox adds, “You have to get stoned and watch it.”

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