Season 2 of Jersey Shore Premiers July 29th

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Jersey Shore’s Pauly D Getting Ready to Make Some Porn

MTV’s Jersey Shore is in full swing and the boys of the shore are doing what they do best: Get drunk and bang a lot of chicks…..and MTV is there to capture it for their devoted audience. There is a non stop line of girls willing to bare it all for their 15 minutes of camera time. Here are some pics of Pauly D gearing up for his porn session.

MTV’s Hit, Jersey Shore, Looking for More “Cast Members”

MTV is looking to add to the Jersey Shore crew for season 2, which just started filming in Miami. Here is an except of the casting application:

“Killer shades, awesome hair, bandanas and bling can mean only one thing.” It goes on to say, “So if you’re a tanned and toned fist pumper, and you love the shore, we want to hear from you! Do you dominate the gym, tear up the dance floor and rule the bedroom? Prove it!”

MTV wants “the proudest, loudest and wildest to carry on the legacy.”
Ya gotta be at least 21 and appear to be younger than 30. And of course, “No haters allowed.”

Joaquin Phoenix Fights Heckler At Miami Club

Joaquin gets kicked out of his own concert and casey affleck was recording in the audience.

Joaquin Phoenix is a naughty boy. At around 2 a.m. the former actor got into a fight at LIV nightclub in the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami, Florida.

The heckler in the audience started making mean comments whilst the bearded star was ‘rapping’. Before jumping on the guy and beating on him Joaquin said:

“I’ve got a million in the bank. What’ve you got?”

Usain Bolt Getting His Freak On at Miami’s Bongos

Radar Online just broke the exclusive of the World’s Fastest Man and Gold Medal winner Usain Bolt dancing at Miami nightclub Bongos.

Usain Bolt has some seriously scary movies and should definitely stick to sprinting. I would much rather see bong smoking that these pics, good Lord.