Is Elin Nordegren in MS with Tiger?

People in the small town of Hattiesburg, MS are abuzz with various sightings of Tiger and now his wife Elin. A cashier at the local mall, claims that a woman, looking like Elin came into her store wearing Nike sweatpants and bought some shoes. When she approached the counter, with two body guards, she noticed her perfect manicure, her expensive bag, and the 100 bills she paid with. When the woman looking like Elin left, the Cashier immediately Googled her name to see if it was her. No life whatsoever….

“If it wasn’t her, it was her twin. It looked exactly like her,” says the clerk.