Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Burn Divorce Papers

Anyone surprised that Heidi and Spencer are back together? The couple told People magazine, “We are back together trying to make things work.” The statement also said “Costa Rica really put things in perspective. We do love each other and realized we do want to spend the rest of our lives together.” In another publicity stunt, the two got together Thursday night on the beach and burned their divorce papers while eating smores and cuddling together. I would say, give it a couple weeks - after the media attention wears off - and the two will come up with some other stunt to stay in the lime light.

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures - Life After Spencer Pratt

Heidi shows that life after Spencer Pratt is great. She is looking great and now since the dumb ass is gone, she is probably feeling great!

Spencer Pratt Appologizes to Heidi Montag - Huh?

After bashing his soon to be ex-wife in the media, Pratt is allegedly ready to make amends for his behavior. Pratt told People magazine that he is planning to do some “intense soul-searching” and pursuing “appropriate avenues for my issues.” He went on to say, “Divorce can be a trying, draining, and emotionally devastating experience for all involved. Despite these hardships, most individuals manage to conduct themselves with dignity and maturity. I did not — I failed spectacularly.” Hmmm, he must not like the ratings he is getting or maybe found out his antics were not getting him much attention. Let’s see how long this lasts….

Spencer Pratt Trying His Hand at Another Book

So, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s marriage failed (surprise, surprise). I guess we could have guessed that Pratt would try to squeeze every last ounce of attention out of his failure by writing a tell-all book about their marriage as well as revealing Montag’s relationship with her mother. Yes, Pratt is at it again, planning a tell all book about his life with Montag. He said out the future failure, ‘This one will be totally different, I’m not holding anything back.’

Heidi Montag Actually Files Legal Separation Papers

Heidi Montag is apparently serious about leaving Spencer Pratt, trying to dispel rumors that this is all just a publicity stunt. She went to a Santa Monica courthouse and filed for legal separation, citing irreconcilable differences. According to TMZ, Heidi filed so she won’t have to share her earnings with Pratt. Well, she did get that brand new barbie body, why wasted it on Pratt?

Heidi Montag and Spence Pratt Claim to Be Separated But No One Believe Them

Heidi and Spencer are confirming rumors that they have in fact separated but no one believes them. Why, you ask? Because these two douche bags are always pulling stupid ass publicity stunts to remain in the news - and it works because here I am writing about them. But, at least everyone agrees the two are stupid ass’s who deserve each other. So, please Speidi - stay together so you don’t infect other unsuspecting people….But, please do NOT procreate!

Heidi Montag Calls the Police on Her Mother

Apparently this all started when Heidi Montag’s mother, Darlene Egelhoff, reacted negatively to Montag’s plastic surgery results. Her disapproval of Heidi’s surgeries “upset” Heidi so now she doesn’t want anything to do with her mother. Spencer Pratt said of Egelhoff’s reaction that she, “decided to rape my wife emotionally.” What a friggin dumbass! Anywho, Egelhoff went to Montag’s house uninvited so Montag called the police…..normal reaction to your mother arriving, right? Montag told People Magazine, “My mom showed up unannounced to my house when she knows I have no interest in seeing or talking with her…. “She tore my heart out on national television. She is just trying to create drama in my life.” She continued her tirade, saying, “I’m sick to my stomach she would even do something like this. She needs to stay away from me. I’m planning on getting a restraining order against her.”

Oh man, are they really that desperate for media attention. Get a fuckin life!

Douchebag, Spencer Pratt, Calls Mother In Law “Just a Vagina”

Everyone knows that Spencer Pratt is a big ass douchbag but he brought it to a whole new level on Tuesday’s episode of “The Hills.” It is no secret that Heidi Montag’s mother, Darlene Egelhoff, disapproved of her daughters decision to undergo 10 surgical procedures in one day. Well, Pratt can’t just let her mother have a say in her own daughter’s decisions. Rather he has this to say about his own mother in law: “She’s not God.” “She didn’t make Heidi. She’s just a vagina!”

Heidi Montag Says She Performed ‘Live’

Yeah, I guess technically, since she was physically there, going through the dance routine she was trained to do and had a microphone stuck to her head, that it could be considered ‘live.’

Yesterday, Heidi Montag and her husband (his names not important) went through the LAX where they were greeted by paparazzi that asked if her performance at the Miss Universe Pageant was live or not. Meaning, did you lip-sync through the performance.

Her response,”I was as live as live could be.” Whatever the hell that means.
Then her husband jumps in, “It was the livest performance in history.” No one was even talking to you little man.

Anyways, I can’t stand these two yahoo’s. Worship them if you must.

MTV

Spencer & Heidi Absence Did Not Harm “I’m A Celeb” Ratings

Spencer and Heidi Pratt walked off ”I’m A Celeb”, in a badly thought out PR stunt, assuming it would make the point that they are the biggest star’s on the show. Guess they thought the show would sink without them… they thought wrong.

From E! Online:

For the first time all week, the reality show’s audience got bigger from one night to the next, scoring 5.2 million viewers for Speidi-free Thursday, per preliminary Nielsen estimates, up from Speidi-focused Wednesday’s 4.8 million.

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