Spice Girls Feuding. Already. No, Seriously.

British tabloid mags have reported that the newly reunited Spice Girls are already bickering amongst themselves. It’s been approximately one week since the group announced plans to tour together and sources say Scary Spice has been arriving late to events and that Posh and Ginger have been quabbling over who is the bigger star.

The only thing that could make this news less surprising would be if you told me that they would be using voice-correcting computer technology on their upcoming tour because they can’t really sing. What’s that you say? You say that’s already been confirmed?

Fabulous. This is going to end well, I can tell.