Michael Lohan’s New Girlfriend Looks a Lot Like Lindsay…

Michael Lohan is now dating a 26 year old waitress/model/actress who looks a lot like his daughter, Lindsay. It is being rumored in the tabloids that a source revealed that daddy Lohan likes that his new girl looks like his daughter, saying, ”What creeps out both Lindsay and Dina is the fact that this girl is dressing and styling her hair to look like Lindsay — and Michael finds that appealing!” Whether that is true or not, one thing is certain: Michael Lohan is a disgusting asshole who uses his daughters misfortune for his own gain. Dating someone half his age and who resembles his own daughter is a bit friggin suspect!

Tiger Woods: Sex on Drugs?

A tireless Tiger Woods - famous for his drive - allegedly teed up his sex life by popping Ambien sleeping pills with a purported high-society siren hot for a tipsy tumble.

Rachel Uchitel, the 34-year-old Big Apple tart who has gone under the covers since being named as Tiger’s sex toy, is alleged to have told friends she experimented with the insomnia medicine for sex, RadarOnline.com reported.

“Uchitel told friends that she and Tiger liked to have sex while taking the drug Ambien. Uchitel told one pal, ‘You know you have crazier sex on Ambien, you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex,’ ” RadarOnline said.

In an e-mail to the Herald, Uchitel’s attorney, Gloria Allred, said she had no comment on Ambien sex trysts or an alleged million-dollar payout. “There will be no other statement today,” Allred said.

Uchitel called off a press conference this week amid reports Woods, 33, was willing to pay her up to $1 million to clam up. Her camp has denied any quid pro quo with the PGA powerhouse.

Another purported mistress, Jaimee Grubbs, 24, first described as a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, was identified yesterday as an employee at a medical marijuana store, RadarOnline reported. There are no allegations she shared any of her product.

As for the Ambien accusation, this isn’t the first time the pill has made headlines.

U.S. Rep. Patrick Kennedy blamed Ambien after he smashed his Ford Mustang into a barrier near Capitol Hill in May 2006. The Rhode Island Democrat sought treatment after the 3 a.m. crash.

Meanwhile, The Daily Beast Web site reported that Woods offered his wronged wife, Elin Nordegren, 29, $5 million up front if she agrees to stay with him.

The Web site also reported a revised prenup is being negotiated that offers Nordegren staggered payments totaling up to $75 million over five years.

To collect, Nordegren would have to stay on board for a total of seven years from their Oct. 5, 2004, marriage, the site said.

Sports marketing experts say despite the seemingly endless scandal, it still won’t torpedo Tiger’s career. His squeaky-clean image is tarnished, but redemption could still be teed up down the line.

“In the short term, he takes a huge hit,” said Jim Delaney of Boston-based Activate Sports & Entertainment.

“The general public may be disappointed . . . but the public also loves a comeback story,” Delaney told the Herald. “He will come out of this as Tiger Teflon.”

Marc Ganis, a Chicago sports consultant, said any alleged Ambien use won’t drive Woods off the endorsement gravy train.

“There’s no deviant behavior. This story hasn’t crossed that line yet,” Ganis said. “What’s wrong with Ambien? So many people take it.”

He did suggest, however, that Woods might want to lower his profile to let this infidelity storm blow over until the tour starts up again next year.

Boston Herald