Judge Issues Warrant for Randy Quaid’s Arrest

Randy Quaid and wife, Evi, have been charged with felony vandalism, trespass. Evi is also charged with resisting arrest…All because they allegedly took up residence in a Montecito home they used to own. They apparently are in Canada seeking asylum?!?! Evi already has citizenship and Randy is seeking same with a Nov. 8 date with Canada’s Immigration and Refugee Board to continue the process of seeking asylum. The two skipped their court appearance and a judge issued another $500,000 warrant for Randy’s arrest, which is on hold until Nov. 16—his next scheduled appearance in her courtroom.

Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail By Posting Bail, Knocks Back Some Wine on Flight Home

WTF is up with this whole story? Lindsay Lohan misses her court date because she is partying it up in France during the Cannes Film Festival. She claims to have lost her passport but can’t explain why she didn’t finish her court appointed drug and alcohol classes. So, the judge issues warrant for her arrest. But, of course Lohan sideswipes that order by posting $100,000 bail, thus avoiding (what I was hoping) images of police arresting her as she descends the plane. So, what does she do on the flight from France to London? She kicks back and drinks some wine! Are you fucking serious? Glad we are so forgiving of a cracked out whore who literally throws money at the law in order to avoid responsibility.

UPDATE: Gary Coleman Arrest

A correction from yesterday, Gary Coleman was not arrested for domestic violence, but for a failure to appear in court. He was arrested outside Salt Lake City over the weekend. No charges are filed against Coleman and his attorney says, he isn’t sure which case, the failure to appear warrant came from. They’re looking into it now.

Along with this, Gary Coleman had a bit of luck, when a fan showed up to post his bail. Coleman had been in jail for 27 hours already, when Jarrod Clarke showed and paid the $1725 for his bail.