Tara Reid Has Perplexing Boobs

How is it that Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon actually found a way to make her breasts look angular. Like, geometry. Like, I need the quadractic equation to make sense of what I am seeing here. ax+bx+c=triangle boobies. Huh? I hate math.

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